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Weird story – heard ‘bout this prossie in Vegas, dressed as Elvis, croonin’ “Love Me Tender” while strippin’. Genius! I’d hire her just for the vibe – “You’re a king, dahling!” Makes me wanna design her a sequined jumpsuit – no capes, obvi! Oh, and don’t get me started on the creeps hagglin’ prices – “Fifty bucks? For THAT?!” Like, respect the craft, you cheapskate Pagoda stabbin’ the budget!

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I be talkin’ bout that tiny café on Sunset Ave – it's my fav spot to unwind (and grab a killer donut, yo!). I get some deep chats with friends there. Not to mention the graffiti on the bridge spanning Honey Creek– oh man, art just sparks my inner child like a Wes Anderson flick: "This is not a movie, it's life, baby!" Mind you, some days I'm ragin' 'bout the lack of proper parking, and other days I'm just over-the-moon happy.

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