Elise Chillicothe Brothel ❤️❤️

About New York City

We hates it, tho! Dirty blokes pawin’ at girls—makes us mad, grrr! Saw one once, yeah, me own eyes—skinny lass, couldn’t sign a word, stuck there mute. Russian Sign Language? Pfft, no use in them walls! Made us wanna smash somethin’, but we’s too scrawny, heh. “You’re too good for this,” like Tony says in *Brooklyn*—shoulda dragged her out meself! We dreams big, precious, but brothels? They crush dreams faster’n you can blink.

Brothels Overlook

I also love venturing into the lesser-known spots. There’s a hidden gem called Rusty’s Nook (yeah, it’s that hole-in-the-wall diner on 3rd & Elm) where the coffee is out-of-this-world and locals spill the freshest gossip. I “accidently” left my laptop there once, and let me tell ya, I nearly had a heart attack — R2-D2, where are you!! The staff saved the day, all with that uncanny, Wes Anderson-esque grace and calm.

Highlights: Adena and Chillicothe compete at Cole McCafferty Invitational