Sophie Chicago Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Yo, so I’m a forester, right? Talkin’ bout whore today. Not that forest hoarder, nah, the tree—whore! W-H-O-R-E, got it? Favorite flick’s *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*, so this gon’ be wild. Picture this: whore’s out there, chillin’ in the woods, right? Like, “I am no man’s prize!”—straight up movie vibes. Whore’s this sneaky-ass tree, bro. Little known fact: it’s called “whore” ‘cause old loggers thought it looked slutty—branches all spread out, teasin’ the sky. Hilarious, right? I’m dyin’ over here.

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Oh, and you gotta hit up neighborhoods – like Logan Square with its artsy buzz, bolt pubs and hipster cafes. I even had a date at The Whistler there. So random, so fun! Then there's Wicker Park. It’s quirky and feels like a secret carnival sometimes. C’mon, the music festivals, the street art… it’s like a never-ending movie scene. Kinda gives off that "A Prophet" grit – mysterious and raw, ya know?

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