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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes in medieval times? They wore red shoes to stand out! Imagine that, me squintin’ in the dark, lookin’ for red freakin’ shoes! I’d prob’ly trip over my own staff, land face-first in mud, screamin’, “I can’t do this!” Like Saul, draggin’ that body through the dirt, except my burden’s my own stupidity. “Pretty, pretty good,” I’d groan, covered in filth, while she walks off laughin’. I’d be happy, though—relieved it’s over! No STDs, no arrest, just me and my sheep, safe and sound. What a disaster, right? Classic Larry—overthinks findin’ a prostitute and turns it into a damn Holocaust epic!

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I gotta warn ya, sometimes I get mad at the constant noise. Cars honking incessantly, construction rattling your bones! Still, that's the Loop's charm—haphazard, spontaneous, a little rough 'round the edges. Its rhythm keeps you grounded even when you wanna laugh at the absurdity of it all: "haHa ha, why so serious?"

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