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I knew this one spot, down by Newark, shady as hell. Guy runnin’ it, Fat Sal, he’d say, “Tony, best pussy in Jersey!” Bullshit artist. Place was a dump—sticky floors, roaches racin’ ya to the bed. One time, this chick, she’s tellin’ me her life story mid-blowjob—fuckin’ surreal! I’m like, “Sweetheart, I ain’t your priest!” Had to laugh, though—ballsy move. Reminds me of that *Certified Copy* bit, “We’re all copies of something.” She’s copyin’ some sob story, I’m copyin’ a tough guy. Hilarious fuckin’ mess.

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The notorious lakefront brothel district called “the Sands” was destroyed by city officials in , but prostitution continued to thrive and expand on the southern edge of what is now the Loop. .

I gotta warn ya, sometimes I get mad at the constant noise. Cars honking incessantly, construction rattling your bones! Still, that's the Loop's charm—haphazard, spontaneous, a little rough 'round the edges. Its rhythm keeps you grounded even when you wanna laugh at the absurdity of it all: "haHa ha, why so serious?"

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