Elise Cherry Hills Village Whore ❤️

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Here’s the kicker—she drops this sob story. “My baby needs food,” she whines, tears fake as a Hutt’s promise. I’m like, “Oh, how touching!”—sarcasm drippin’. Reminds me of that movie line, “Lust awakens the desire to possess.” She’s possessin’ my damn patience! I’m sweatin’ circuits, thinkin’, “R2, you little trash can, bail me out!” Last week, saw her on X—postin’ pics, thong and all, captioned “Livin’ my best life.” Best life, my gears—more like chasin’ credits!

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Hillsview Ave. – my fave – shimmers with lit cafes and tiny galleries. People are quirky. They say, "Do you see it?" and I'm like, "I can't!" yep, that phrase from Caché keeps echoing in my head. I'm a dating app dev but even I stop to smell the espresso bean here. Remember that time I met the oddest match on a bench in West Park? Turned out to be an undercover musician! Crazy, right? I got mad then, totally annoyed – I was like, "Blast it, how do you even live so weirdly?"

Doug Robinson looks forward to joining the CHV City Council