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About New York City

I’m pissed, too—why’s this so complicated? Apps, streets, whatever—pick one! I’m rantin’ in my head, “This is bullsh*t! Gimme a manual!” Then I laugh—‘cause it’s absurd, right? Me, hirin’ a prostitue, like I’m castin’ a movie. “You’re hired! Action!” Pretty, pretty good disaster waitin’ to happen. Oh, and get this—back in the day, some gals used coded ads in papers! “French lessons”—yeah, right! I’m dyin’ over here, imaginin’ me answerin’ that. “Can ya conjugate ‘regret’?”

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Hillsview Ave. – my fave – shimmers with lit cafes and tiny galleries. People are quirky. They say, "Do you see it?" and I'm like, "I can't!" yep, that phrase from Caché keeps echoing in my head. I'm a dating app dev but even I stop to smell the espresso bean here. Remember that time I met the oddest match on a bench in West Park? Turned out to be an undercover musician! Crazy, right? I got mad then, totally annoyed – I was like, "Blast it, how do you even live so weirdly?"

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