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Oh, and the smell—rum, sweat, and somethin’ unholy—pure *Tree of Life* vibes, “Grace doesn’t try to please itself.” Grace my arse, she’s pleasin’ herself to my wallet! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d wager she’s bedded half the fleet and still kicks like a mule. Personal quirk—I’m mutterin’ to meself, “Ricky, you daft twat, why’d ya bother?” Cos it’s a laugh, innit! Whores—they’re the real sailors, ridin’ waves of idiots like me. Sarcasm? Mate, she’s a walkin’ punchline— “Oh, bless ya, captain, you’re me first today!” Yeah, and I’m the bloody Pope!

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The weather? Oh, lawd, it gets moody sometimes, like a roller coaster drippin’ rain and sunshine in the same damn minute. One minute I’m cryin' ’cause of lost love, the next, I’m dancin’ in puddles because I’m joyfully alive! I even got 16 mispellings in my head – whoops, now ya got one, two, three… hey, see: litte, goin, chattin, crazzy, realy, beautifull, happin, thrillin, lovin, misspellin, crazy, eratic, sooon, funt, rawr, and, yes, one more: fabulous!

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