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She’s a mess, dude, total trainwreck—makes me wanna puke and laugh at once. Saw her last week, hair all tangled with leaves, smokin’ somethin’ shady by the river. “Look at me!” she yells, like she’s hot shit—newsflash, babe, you’re a forest skank. Everybody lies, tho—she says she’s “just chillin’,” but I bet she’s runnin’ from somethin’. Maybe a pissed-off boyfriend, maybe the cops—who cares? She’s got that wild glint, like she’d shank you for a beer.

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Alright, honey, lemme tell y’all 'bout Chalmette in my own kinda way... Halleluyer! Now, first off, Chalmette, it's a lil gem, y'know? I been livin’ here for a hot minute, and as a women’s counselor, sugar, I see so many stories unfold on every street corner, on every cracked sidewalk.

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