Eliza Centerville Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Great Scott! So, this chick, right—whore’s her deal. She’s out there, livin’ wild, like Remy the rat sneakin’ through Paris! I mean, she’s got guts, slingin’ her stuff, no shame, just pure hustle. “Anyone can cook,” sure, but anyone can hustle like her? Nah, takes balls! Saw her once, struttin’ downtown, heels clackin’—thought, “Holy flux capacitor, she’s a time traveler from boldsville!”

A displaced Clevelander honors his hometown by stalking the man who spurned us

In reality, I live in one of the nicest houses in the city, and that city happens to be Amsterdam; where prostitution is legal and regulated, and entire areas wouldn't exist if it wasn't for the Missing: Centerville.

Remember, motherf***er, Centerville ain't just a dot on the map. It's alive, a spittin’ canvas of art, passion, anger, and raw desire. If you ever get the chance to walk its crooked paths, many times you'll feel like you’re in one bizarre, moody scene straight outta Far From Heaven – all nostalgic, raw, and real. I keep sayin': "We’re all just messy souls in a perfect chaos, dig it?"

Centerville Elementary students make science fair for 1st time