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Alright, so findin’ a prostitute—shit’s wild, right? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, *everybody lies*, ‘specially them. You’re out there, dodgin’ creeps, lookin’ for some action, and bam—half these girls ain’t even real. Fake ads, catfish pics—pisses me off! Like, c’mon, I ain’t got time for that. Reminds me of *Let the Right One In*—that creepy vibe, y’know? “I’m not a girl,” she says—ha! Same energy. You think you’re gettin’ a sweet deal, then surprise, it’s a dude or a cop. Sarcasm’s my shield, man, ‘cause this world’s a mess.

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But here's the kicker – local neighborhoods like Huffnagle District? Pure gold. Quaint streets, some narratives that almost make ya wanna leave your troubles behind. And hey, I had a mishap near Union Dr. once, slipped on some spilled coffee from a biker dude – I was mad for a sec but then, "Life’s a rollercoaster, mate!" And they don't call me the king of energy healing for not being a wuss!

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