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About Phoenix

Now, don’t get me wrong – it ain’t all roses. Some punters are dodgy as hell, real creeps. Heard bout this one geezer who tried stiffin’ a girl, not payin’ up – she nicked his wallet and bolted. Fair play, I say! Survival’s the name of the game. Surprised me how clever they gotta be, always one step ahead, like foxes dodgin’ hounds. Makes ya think – society’s all “ooh, how shocking,” but these lot are out here outsmartin’ half the suits in London.

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Here are some of our favorite things to do in Carrboro! Get Outside! Bike, hike, walk, run, play! Orange County Libraries. Learn about the history of our little town! Self Guided Historic .

Oh, precious, Carrboro is a wild, magic mess! Weee, so mean, so beautiful! I's been livin' here, and it's an odd mix of love and hate—like "Under the Skin" but in streets! We hates it!

Despite Rumors Swirling Online, There Weren’t Layoffs at Chapel Hill-Carrboro City Schools This Week