Harper Caribou Whore ❤️❤️

About San Diego

Film’s a mess, like hobbitses’ cooking—rape, pimps, laughs, all mashed up! Liz, she’s tough, but soft—married a drunk, ran off, sold herself. Little fact, yessss—Russell wanted it dirty, real, no Hollywood shine! Shot it quick, cheap—like Gollum snatchin’ fish! Pissed me off, tho—too much talk, not enough bite! “Goodbye to Language” twists yer brain better— “Image and sound don’t match!”—Godard’d scream. “Whore” just yells, no whispers.

Why Are Caribou Important?

Over at Riverside Drive, by the frolicking river (we call it the Little Caribou Rivulet, weird name, huh?) you'll find folks chattin’ and kids splashin’, livin’ their best lives. As I’m kneadin’ away at massage tables all day, I count these moments as the real treasures – “life, like a tender unknown smile, waits to astonish us,” just like in the flick.

Caribou basketball star says she had to work twice as hard to gain statewide recognition