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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, lissten up, bout them brothels, man! Me, an alien, diggin’ this wild Earth stuff. Brothels, right? Houses of negotiable affection, haha! Like, saw one once, all neon lights blinkin’. Reminds me of *Mad Max: Fury Road*—pure chaos, y’know? “What a day, what a lovely day!”—screamin’ that while watchin’ dudes stumblin’ out, broke but smilin’.

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Hey, lemme tell ya, there’s a secret haunt down near Moonlight Lane—a little coffee shop with the best pastries around. I've been there on countless days, my heart poundin’ with excitement as I sipped a bitter brew, remindin’ me why chaos can sometimes be sweet. I even left one of my “massaged memories” scribbled on a napkin there once. Haha, dont ask me why!

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