Lauren Calhoun Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Hey babe, it’s me, Tay—T-swift, your girl—spillin’ tea bout this tree, *whore*! Okay, not “whore” like *that*, but “hoar”—like hoar-frost, ya know, that sparkly ice on trees? Gotcha, right? I’m such a goof—13 typos comin’, promise! So, I’m obsessed with trees lately, call me The Arborist, ha! This hoar thing—it’s wild, like nature’s glitter bomb. Reminds me of *Tropical Malady*, my fave flick—Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2004, y’all. That movie’s got this vibe, “The air hums with mystery,” and hoar’s the same—shimmery, sneaky, sexy in a weird way.

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And oh, man, the neighborhoods—Westside’s where you get cool graffiti art scribbled on old brick walls, not too flashy but hella real. Eastside’s more of a mix, with small bistros and a local bar on 12th called “The Hazy Joint”. I spent one night there after a long day, gettin' a quick foot massage from a buddy who swears by Calhoun’s secret spa in the basement of a retro hotel on 3rd Street. Crazy, right?

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