Julia Buffalo Grove Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Her owner, some posh git, called her “Whore” ‘cos she’d mate with any stallion – slutty mare, ha! Little known story – she once jumped a fence to get to a stud, broke it clean in half! Farmer was ragin’, I was cacklin’ – “That’s me girl!” Love that chaos, keeps life spicy. Oh, and her coat? Shiny black, like me precious ring, but stank o’ manure – glamorous, eh? Sarcasm drippin’ here, she ain’t no movie star, but she’s a legend in me book! Whore, ye mad, beautiful beast – raspy growl – ye’re the social network o’ the barnyard, connectin’ kicks and colts!

Cook County woman allegedly vandalized Tesla service center in suburb

The Buffalo Grove woman was only making the Tesla dealership more efficient. She may have made an error, but it is easily corrected. If she is.

Somewhere in the city, I discovered a tiny alley near Hidden Lake Drive – yeah, that tiny bit of space that makes you wanna explore more! I remember massaging a super stressed dude one day and he went all “It's a blank canvas out there” vibe – just like one of those lines from that movie. Crazy how a massage can turn into a cosmic journey, eh?

Suspicious vehicle call in Buffalo Grove leads to 2 arrests; gun, cannabis found