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About New York City

Scales like old chains, rough, nasty. “The thing about pain,” it’s there, constant, in their little lives. Bottom-feeders, suckin’ up crap – hilarious, right? Gollum giggles, “Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t eat ‘em!” Bet they taste like dirt. Found ‘em in Africa, sneaky devils, hidin’ in swamps. Fishermen hate ‘em – tangle nets, proper piss-off!

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She left me on read like three days ago when I told her it was my birthday. The rejection was too much, so I got drunk.

So, first things first – the streets! We got Maple Street (yeah, the one that loops near the old bakery where I once chatted with a local whose wisdom about lovin’ life was as spicy as a jalapeño) and then there's Liberty Avenue – no joke, that street’s like the veins of Buckner. People walk there, talkin’ secrets, laughin’, maybe even flirtin’ like mad. It’s kinda like our own little heart-thumpin’ rendezvous zone.

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