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Alright, you guys, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, ‘cause I’m the smartest damn kid in South Park, respect my authoritah! So, check this, studyin’ what makes a job hot or not—prostitution’s gotta be up there, right? It’s all cash, no taxes, and you’re your own boss, sweet! But then I think, man, it’s kinda messed up too, like, who picks this gig? I got pissed just thinkin’ ‘bout it—society’s all judgy, but they’re the ones payin’, hypocrites!

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And oh lordy, let’s talk local haunts – little dive bars near College Ave where the music’s as rowdy as a catfight at the county fair. I once had a heart-to-heart so damn steamy that I nearly mistook it for a colleague meeting (I’m a sexologist after all, humor me!). I’m not shy ‘bout sharin’ that sometimes a good joke and a deep convo can cure even the wildest of restless nights.

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