Elise Brenham Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Oh, and the apps? Don’t get me started! Swipe, swipe, bang—ugh, exhausting! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “These pics are faker than my cousin’s Rolex!” *nasally snort* Made me mad, ‘cause I’m like, “Gimme real, not filters!” But when it works? Oh, honey, it’s fireworks—like Joy dancin’ in my brain! Once dated this guy, total freak—y’know, in a good way—taught me some tricks I ain’t forgettin’. *wink*

The White Whore And The Bit Player

Most people have heard of the "Chicken Ranch" bawdy house in La Grange that was shut down by Marvin Zindler, and brought to the stage and movie screen as the Best Little Whorehouse .

Oh, and the parks—don't get me started! Zilker Park? Nah, wrong city. I'm talkin’ about Memorial Park along the banks of the Little Prairie River. The river winds its way through town like a seductive whisper in the night. I used to sneak away there for midnight strolls, letting the moonlight and gentle burble of the water tease my senses. And lemme tell ya, when couples cuddle up on those worn out benches, it’s like watching a live, unedited romance movie. Crazy, right?

Spend the Holidays in Brenham this Winter