Isabelle Braselton Whore ❤️

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Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

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So, my friend, when you're here – explore every nook. Sometimes u find beauty in the rough, the dark, the hidden corners – like that edgy feeling in “A History of Violence,” where the past sneaks up on u. Grab life, go wild, 'cuz YOLO, and brah, braselton (us) will always hit u in the feels, repeatable, unfiltered magic. Peace!

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