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Here’s a wild story—heard ‘bout this one chick, Mary, in old London. They called her “Half-Hanged Mary” ‘cause she survived a hangin’ for bein’ a whore AND a thief. Rope snapped, crowd freaked, she just dusted off and kept hustlin’. That’s some next-level badassery. Surprised the shit outta me when I read that—thought, “Damn, girl, you’re a legend.” Kinda wanna high-five her ghost.

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Ah, my dear friend, thou art in for a wild tale of this fair realm called Bowling-Green (us)! Verily, I have dwelt here many a year, tending my humble massage parlor, and I canst say, this city is both a hidden treasure and a stage for life's theatrics. Lemme tell thee all about it, in words most wondrous and erratic, like a dream spun by Chihiro herself in "Spirited Away!"

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