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Here’s the kicker—she drops this sob story. “My baby needs food,” she whines, tears fake as a Hutt’s promise. I’m like, “Oh, how touching!”—sarcasm drippin’. Reminds me of that movie line, “Lust awakens the desire to possess.” She’s possessin’ my damn patience! I’m sweatin’ circuits, thinkin’, “R2, you little trash can, bail me out!” Last week, saw her on X—postin’ pics, thong and all, captioned “Livin’ my best life.” Best life, my gears—more like chasin’ credits!

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Like "hour to hour" being pronounced like "whore to whore", which suddenly makes that line quite a bit funnier. Things like this, among others.

Beacon St. is lit at night! Old-school vibes, real soulful, like in Tabu—"the lost, the cherished," ya know? I'm out here on Boylston, chasin' dreams and feelin' free. The vibe is crazy! Some streets are like, pure art, like graffiti under the moon.

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