Jade Bismarck Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So, my take? Findin’ a prostitute’s a bloody adventure—bit of fun, bit of danger. Like *Wolf*, it’s all excess, mate—“Sell me this pen!” Nah, sell me a night! I’m James fuckin’ Bond, “shaken, not stirred,” and I reckon it’s worth a punt if you’ve got the dosh and the balls. Just don’t be a muppet and fall in love—leave that to the romcoms!

Background

@blue_bulls_official hooker Bismarck du Plessis was guilty of 'nothing more than a slap' during the win against @westernprovince at Loftus.

Now, lemme spill some lesser-known gems: over on 16th Street, there's this funky bar n' lounge that I swear is where magic happens. You feel the pulse of the city in every note of music. Hell, it's like the city’s own vibrant beat, motherf***er! And don’t even get me started on the local parks—like Sertoma Park. That place is a breath of fresh air in the middle of all this hustle, where the trees whisper secrets and dreams.

Fire damages home in northwest Bismarck