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Anyway, I’m chattin’ with this one lady—red lipstick, smokey voice, calls herself “Candy.” I’m laughin’, thinkin’, “Is this chick for real?” She’s quotin’ prices like she’s sellin’ me a used Chevy. “Fifty bucks, Joe, and I’ll rock yer world!” I’m like, c’mon, man, I ain’t that green! Made me mad, tho—folks tryna hustle ya, takin’ advantage. But then she winks, and I’m crackin’ up—girl’s got charm, gotta give her that. “It’s all magic and love, baby,” she says, and I swear, it’s like somethin’ outta *Almost Famous*. I’m half expectin’ her to pull out a guitar and sing “Fever Dog.”

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Srsly tho, I've had maddening days too. Traffic on Merrick Road can really push ya over the edge. Cars honkin', tempers flarin' – it’s chaos, man. While sittin' in my car, I sometimes remember that line from the movie, feelin' all raw emotions, "I ate his liver with fava beans!" – not literal, but ya feel me? It’s a release, a snarky moment in a stressful day.

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