Lucy Berkeley Whore ❤️❤️

About San Diego

Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m here slingin’ texture artist vibes about – whoRE! Yeah, that’s right, whoRE, not some fancy pants term. Makes me think of grit, sweat, and oil, ya feel me? Like in my fave flick, *There Will Be Blood* – “I drink your milkshake!” – that’s the vibe whoRE gives off. Suckin’ up life, leavin’ stains everywhere.

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Yada Yada prestige whore I know. I just need to convince my parents that Berkeley is worth it and isn't bad just because it's public.

I get to watch life unfold daily here. Dialing back to my spa, I note details: the smell of eucalyptus drifting down the alley near my door, the low hum of jazz at night. Life's little details, like hidden booms.

A Berkeley pet store hatched a rare two-headed snake. That was the easy part