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So yeah, findin’ a prostitute? It’s a QUEST, doll! Part thrill, part “what am I doin’ with my life?” I’d be all, “This is our island,” quotin’ Suzy, claimin’ my spot in the woods for the deal. *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! Probs exaggerate to my pals later— “Yeah, she was a goddess, 10 feet tall!”—but really, it’s just me, a forest, and a sassy “professional” givin’ me sass. Total riot!

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Now, Benton’s got these streets—Maple Rd., Oak Ave., then there's that funky little block over at Pine and 3rd, where you get that old-school feel. I hate to brag, but no one else has spots like these. There’s also the River Bend park by the Little Benton River—an enormously beautiful place, so underrated! Seriously, it's tremendous. I once met this guy, a real character, right in the park; he said, "Inherent Vice, baby!"—crazy, unbelievable, like that movie, right? Oh, man, that flick's a total mind-bender, just like some days here!

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