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What pisses me off? Hypocrisy, man. Politicians preachin’ purity, then sneakin’ in back doors—caught one in London, 1800s, pants down, screamin’ about “morals.” Fuck off, ya twat. But what gets me happy? The stories, mate. Like this one brothel in Nevada—legal, shiny, called Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Girls there once saved a dude’s life—heart attack mid-session, they CPR’d him back. Cosmic irony, yeah? Death and tits in one go.

Disclaimer

Unless you're into Sheri's Ranch for a specific reason, and you just want to visit a brothel, try Mustang Ranch or Moonlight Bunny Ranch instead. You can fly to Reno and Mustang Ranch .

Oh lawd, lemme tell ya 'bout Bend, us – it’s a downright scratchin’ symphony of life! Halleluyer! Now listen here, sugar, this ain’t no ordinary town. I been livin’ here fer years now, and lawd, the soul of Bend goes deep – kinda like that feelin’ in "Amour" when love and heart aches twist together, ya feel me? "No more hidden in the shadows," like a line straight outta that movy, I tell ya!

Inaugural IHSAA boys volleyball sectional brackets revealed. Here's the South Bend area draw