Aria Bemidji Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m a baker, right? And you’re askin’ me about flour—whore, I mean, flour! No, wait, whore. Dammit, brain’s all over the place, pretty, pretty good mess in here! I’m picturin’ this chick, right, some broad from the streets, all dolled up like in *Far From Heaven*, you know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “I’m going to make a life here,” she’d say, all dramatic, mascara runnin’ like she’s Cathy Whitaker tryna hold it together. But she’s a whore, not some suburban saint—sorry, Todd Haynes, I’m ruinin’ your vibe!

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Despite 40% population growth the past three decades, Bemidji’s crime rates have remained among the state’s highest, but rates also can ebb and flow dramatically.

So, if you're coming here, grab a coffee on Lakeshore Drive, take a stroll along Cedar Ave, get a whiff of local charm, and be ready to laugh at the absurdities of life. Cheers, buddy – and remember, "I drink your milkshake!" Enjoy the chaos, you misfit.

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