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Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m Judge Judy, bouncer-style, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yeah, those streetwalkin’, money-grabbin’ hustlers. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, I see through the BS! Whores, man, they’re like Jep Gambardella from *The Great Beauty*—all flash, no substance, struttin’ around like they own Rome. “I don’t just want to be at the party—I want the power to make it fail!” That’s them, thinkin’ they’re hot shit, controllin’ the night.

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Now, don't get me started on the downtown! There’s this little hidden gem, a diner on 5th Street that serves the best cherry pie ever. Every time I sneak in, I feel like I’m part of some secret club. People gather, share juicy stories, and sometimes you hear old folks whispering about how the diner’s been there since forever. Oh, and side note—I gotta mention, I swear on my heart, I saw a couple so in love they'd practically start a revolution together. Inspiring stuff!

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