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Favorite part? When she surprises ya. One minute she’s all flirty, next she’s stealin’ your wallet! Like Toni’s dad with that stupid wig – “Surprise, ya jerk!” Gets me every time. Oh, and fun fact: in medieval times, they made ‘em wear funky hats! How’s that for a kick in the pants? Marge’d never let me near one, tho – “Homer, you idiot!” she’d yell. Fair, fair.

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So, if you're rollin' in soon, hit up Beacon Rd, enjoy Bloomberg Park, cruise past the quirky alleys near Oak Ave, and definitely check out the little diner near Pine St. It's raw, rough, but oh so damn real. Just remember: life's a movie, and here in Beech-Grove (us), every day's a big cinematic moment – pop some corn, roll the credits... and trust me, you'll dig it, for reals, for reals.

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