Stella Beech Grove Whore ❤️

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I pictur her—tough as nails, prolly smokin’ a cig, skirt hiked up, laughin’ at the squares. Hi-ho, she’s no princess! Makes me giggle thinkin’ how she’d strut past those stiffs in Haneke’s flick, all “Screw your rules, losers!” Little known fact—back in olden days, whores were secretly runnin’ things. Kings, priests—ha! They’d sneak off to ‘em for advice, not just, y’know, *fun*. Whore’s got power, man, don’t sleep on that!

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Partially true, Beech Grove votes for it's own Mayor, City Council, Clerk Treasurer, and a Judge who presides over the Beech Grove City Court.

I got a story – once, while doin' a deep-tissue massage, I looked out my window, saw a couple smoochin' by Lake Royale. I was like “Bravo! That’s real life – full blast and raw.” Felt like a scene. Yeah, raw, like when Aldo and Shosanna pull off their legendary moves in Inglourious Basterds. “That’s what I always say – greed is good!” Right? Hahaha!

Man charged with animal cruelty after dogs found ‘frozen to death’ in Beech Grove