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She’s got this story, right, little-known gem – used to be a seamstress, stitchin’ corsets for posh toffs back in the day. Mad, innit? Imagine her, needle in hand, then bam – pub life, pullin’ pints like a pro. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ she’s gone from threadin’ needles to threadin’ blokes’ dreams. “This is my eternity,” she’d say, like Tilda in the flick, all dramatic, fag hangin’ out her gob.

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The top two comment chains right now seem completely innocent and oblivious. It's wild. Almost like they've never even made Key Lemon Pie.

And oh, there’s Lake Travis too! Nearby, it’s a go-to spot for a chill day. I once met a super date there, sitting at Dock-99-ish, watchin’ the sunset. Totally epic, like that scene with the bamboo forest, ya know? And speakin’ of bamboo— “I do not want to be found,” kinda vibe, wild right?

Early voting results show Bee Cave voters approve of Propositions A and B