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Tie this to *The Social Network*—whores are like Sean Parker, y’know? Flashy, controversial, but damn, they get shit done. “We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we’re gonna live on the internet!” Whores been livin’ on the edges forever, adaptin’, while I’m sittin’ here, whinin’ bout my Wi-Fi. Once, I read this story—true story, swear it—some whore in the 1800s ran a whole secret empire, bribin’ cops, livin’ large. Surprised the hell outta me! Why’s that not a movie? Fincher, where you at?

When a man pays you for sex, you will feel many things -- but arousal will not be one of them

We want you to feel right at home here in our cozy yet luxurious atmosphere. We are located in the quaint and small town of Bayport, New York. Our mission is to offer our guests and staff a .

So, whaddya say? Ready to dive in? 'Cause Bayport's calling, baby – just like Tony would say: "Say hello to my little friend!"

Thousands revel as Bayport Parading Society, Mystic DJ Riders take to streets Saturday afternoon