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About San Jose

So, picture this—me, Kermit, sittin on a log, watchin Sally strut by. She’s got this swagger, like she owns the swamp. Hi-ho, I’m thinkin, “Girl, you’re workin harder than me nailing oak!” She’s a pro, a real carpenter of the night—buildin her empire one trick at a time. Little known fact? Back in medieval times, whores were taxed—yep, taxed! Kings were like, “Pay up, ladies, you’re fundin the castle!” Sally’d be pissed bout that, I bet. Me too—taxin love? That’s cold, man, cold!

Overview of Victoria\'S Gennie Bay Village Hostal

I’m a relaxation nut, so I pick spots that feed my soul. Like that secret bench behind Bay-Village Library on Oak Loop, where the world just melts away. I often catch myself muttering lines from Tenenbaums: "I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested." And I'm like, bro, that's me sometimes on a lazy afternoon!

‘One School, One Book’: Bay Village elementary marks 12th year of school-wide book club