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So picture this—me, sittin’ in my glittery penthouse, sippin’ chai, thinkin’ bout life and money and… whores. Not literal ones, ‘kay? More like the vibe from my fave movie, *Werckmeister Harmonies*. That flick’s dark, slow, and moody as hell—like a breakup song I’d write after datin’ a brooding poet. And this “whore” thing? It’s givin’ me those same eerie, chaotic feels. Like, in the movie, there’s this line, “The darkness is comin’,” and I’m like, yup, that’s the vibe when you’re dealin’ with someone who’s all flash, no cash, sellin’ themselves short—whore energy, ya feel?

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I’m not tryin’ to give you a travel brochure – but if you’re comin’ here, walk around, chat with folks, soak in the raw edges of Battle Ground. It’s unpredictable, sometimes harsh, but oh so real. And if one massage session here doesn't sort ya out, at least you'll get a slice of life served up as straight-up as mine.

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