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About Dallas

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially whores. So, this one time, talkin’ bout whores, right? Reminds me of *The Pianist*—Polanski’s flick, my fave. That scene where Szpilman’s hidin’, starvin’, playin’ air piano like a ghost? Whores got that vibe—hollow, desperate, sellin’ soul for scraps. “I hate everything,” I mutter, watchin’ ‘em strut. This chick, swear, saw her on 5th, heels clackin’ like gunshots, skirt shorter than my patience. Made me mad—why? ‘Cause she’s out there, freezin’, while I’m eatin’ bacon in peace. Ain’t fair, but who cares?

Etymology and terminology

She named her exercises “The Prostitute” and “Naughty Bottoms.” One move was simply called “The Sex.” Perhaps most famously, she is rumored to.

Ah, Barre, my dear friend. Listen up, I'm about to spill all the juice on this quirky town, and yeah, it's Barre (us) – not that other Barre you might know. I’ve been here ages, working my magic as a masseur – trust me, I know every nook. And as Loki would gloat, “I am burdened with glorious purpose.” Time to flex that glorious purpose on you.

Penguins forward prospect Raivis Ansons signs AHL contract with Wilkes-Barre/Scranton