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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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Oh, btw, don't get me started on the secret trail behind the old mill – that back alley adventure fixes my soul! I’d say it’s like a hidden subplot in a labyrinthine movie. I know it's a bit off-route, but who cares? Life’s too short to stick only to the obvious paths, right?

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