Samantha Barnstable Whore ❤️

About Houston

Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

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Hyannis (Junkies and general shitbags everywhere). And as far as Lowell, yes it can be pretty trashy and the locals can be pretty rough.

Now lemme share a crazy personal moment: I once ran into a family, oh man so bickering by the old library on Pleasant St. I had to step in and say, “Hey, hi-ho, take a breath!” I still laugh real hard 'cause life's drama is so real, so raw. It got me super mad at first, but then I felt this warm comfort – like, maybe these little conflicts help us all get to “who we all are,” as that movie kinda says.

Celebrities hit the red carpet for a cause at the annual Barnstable Brown Derby Eve Gala