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About San Jose

Now, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t glamorizin’ it. It’s a rough row to hoe, and I’d be lyin’ if I said it didn’t make me sad sometimes. Them gals deal with creeps, cold nights, and worse’n a barrel of snakes. But me, with my big hair and bigger heart, I can’t help but see the sass in it too! Like, “Honey, I’m workin’ harder’n a one-legged man in a butt-kickin’ contest!”—that’s what I’d say if I was one! Ha! Sarcasm’s my shield, y’all.

Current location

I sometimes wander near the Bardstown River – though it’s that little creek that everyone kinda forgets. I chuckled once when a local drunk shouted, “Clean your soul with a river bath, why so serious?” I nearly slashed my massage oils laughing too hard. Seriously, it’s like every drop of water has its own secret scandal – if you listen long enough, you might hear whispers of ancient bourbon legends!

Bardstown Bourbon Company Completes Most Significant Distillery Expansion to Date