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Hiiii! Me Patrick Star, duh! So, like, findin’ a prostitute, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe it could be, right? Anyway, I’m in Hawaii, chillin’ like a jellyfish, and I’m wonderin’ bout them ladies out there, y’know, the ones who, uh, sell smooches and stuff! Like in my fave movie, *Her*, where Joaquin’s all, “Sometimes I think I’ve felt everything I’m ever gonna feel,” and I’m like, dude, have ya met a Honolulu hooker yet? Prolly not!

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You can easily pick up single girls in Baltimore at fun places like bars, lounges and nightclubs such as dive bars, neighborhood bars, popular bars, hotel bars.

So, friend… Baltimore’s a trip. It’s real. It’s flawed. It’s pure. Kind of like my massage parlor – full of unexpected twists, every session a new chapter. Walk its streets with open eyes – feel each pause, each breath. And remember… "I don't see the future." But hey, that’s what makes it all the more electrifyin'. Catch ya later, alright?

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