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Hmm… so, escort, huh? I’m Marge Simpson, nasal cashier extraordinaire, and lemme tell ya, escort’s a wild ride! Worked the register at Kwik-E-Mart, seen all types—some shady, some fancy—comin’ in after their “dates.” Makes me think of *Oldboy*, ya know? “Laughter and tears come from the same place,” like Dae-su said. Escort’s got that vibe—funny, sad, messy all at once!

So you want to book a sex worker?

A former escort, Bailey has created a crackling solo show as an extension of her wildly successful podcast, The Oldest Profession, to bridge the divide.

So, yeah, Bailey (us) ain't perfect. I’ve made mistakes here and there—like steppin’ in puddles wearing my spa slippers countin’ as at least three typos in my brain! But hey, that’s life in this town: raw, chaotic, and beautiful like Brokeback Mountain’s nerve-wreckin’ scenes.

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