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We get to this shady motel, smells like piss and regret. She’s strippin, I’m growlin—Rarrgh!—thinkin, “This is my fate, ain’t it?” Fun fact: oldest profession, right? Back in Rome, they had brothels with menus—blows ya mind. She’s good, real pro, but I’m half drunk, half dreamin of Tommy Lee Jones goin, “The crime you see now, it’s hard to even take its measure.” Makes me laugh mid-thrust—awkward as fuck.

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Nah, but wait, seriously – the local river, like the Chattahoochee (or sometimes the Auburn tributary, I can't always keep 'em straight, haha) flows near the parks with a serene vibe. I once sat by the river, catching the sunrise and it was like livin' a Dogville moment: "Right now, keep it simple, keep it real." I'm like, "You gotta feel it, man."

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