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So, I’m cruisin’, lookin’ for the one, and I see this fit bird, proper peng. I’m like, “Aight, love, what’s good?” She’s all sassy, quotin’ *Moolaadé* vibes in my head – “Purification is a sham, bruv!” I’m laughin’, ‘cos she don’t even know she’s droppin’ bars. I ask her rate, and she’s like, “50 quid, quick ting.” I’m fumin’ – 50? For a shag? Inflation’s hittin’ the prossie game too! Last week, my mate Dave got a knee-trembler for 20. What’s this, Brexit tax?

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I’ve had my share of surprises – like when a thunderstorm hit so sudden it felt like a scene outta Diary of a Madman. I was high on incense and essential oils when the power went out. Total chaos – sparks flying, water splashing in my spa, and me yellin “Crikey!” repeatedly. Yet THAT is Atkinson – full of heart, mess and unexpected poetry.

Former UR basketball player Kenny Atkinson coaches No. 1 Cleveland Cavaliers