Evelyn Anadarko Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

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Occidental looks set to vastly increase the energy reserves it has access to with a $57bn bid for Anadarko Petroleum Corp. The all-US deal is the third -biggest oil and gas industry M&A deal .

The locals are a righteous lot—laid-back as heck, chucklin’ at every turn. Yo, sometimes I be like “what the heck, man?” when I see folks high-fivin’ strangers like game show patrons! And lemme tell ya, the weekend farmers’ market on Pine is a riot. Fresh produce, mad chats, and vibes so chill; I swear it’s a scene from a flick—sadly, not as explosive as The Hurt Locker, but still damn cool.

SandRidge Energy Buys Western Anadarko Cherokee Assets for $144MM