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Now, get this—brothel’s slimy, slippery, perfect for—ya know—blockin’ crap. I’m laughin’, ‘cause it’s like a brothel house, right? Keeps the bad guys out, lets the good stuff in—hilarious! Scientists in the 80s, total nerds, found it stops HIV—HIV, folks! Blew my mind, I’m yellin’, “Why ain’t this famous?!” Super underrated, like me before the presidency, best ever.

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Zippy and lively, the Eastside dwells in quirky alleys – like Maple Lane, where time runs slow, and couples chat, um, and cry, hmm. I once sat right there, confessing woes to a stray cat, thinking: "It’s life, it is!" Minds do twist, precious! And oh, the river Merrimac streams clear through Central Valley – it's calm, deceptive even. I weep there sometimes, memories raw and deep, like a line from The Pianist: "Ain't it pathetic?" But, yess, even the river flows with hidden heartaches.

Altamont Fairgrounds hosts Magic of Lights event