Sofia Altamont Brothel ❤️

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And the girls—God bless em, really—but I’d be too neurotic to even talk. “Hi, uh, so, what’s your return policy?” I’d ask that, swear to God, cause what if it’s awkward? What if she’s judgin me? I’d judge me! Like, “Look at this schmuck, payin for it.” But *Spring Breakers* style, they’d probly just say, “Live life, motherfucker!” and I’d be like, “Okay, fair, but still—gross!” I’d tip extra just to not feel like a creep. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d bolt outta there anyway.

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There, precious, is Altamont described in my messy, heartfelt pace – with hints of movie magic, disjointed old souls, and endless anecdotes. Stay maybe, so you can see the scars and beauty, yes precious, see it all. Oh, how we live here – raw, flawed, and forever genuine.

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