Penelope Alma Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Chicago

funny story—heard bout this one prossie in Vegas, took a dude’s wallet, left him a note: “Thanks, sucker.” savage! i’d laugh my ass off, but also, respect. gotta admire the balls. anyway, i’m ramblin—point is, findin a prostitute ain’t just a transaction, man. it’s a vibe, a story. “You’re a slippery one!”—that’s what i’d say, quotin the movie, cuz it fits. slippery, messy, real. i’d prolly overthink it, tho—am i a creep? nah, just curious. fuck it, life’s short, right? Aliens out!

Getting Alma's Glasses (Ayejack Location)

First off, I hit up Main St. for some coffee. You know, the good stuff. I’m standing there, half-asleep, when this dude in a bright orange beanie bumps into me. Like, c’mon man, watch where you’re going! I spill my coffee all over my boots. Great start, right? I’m already fuming.

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