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Here’s a lil’ fact nobody tells ya—back in the ‘80s, some prostitutes used payphones to set shit up. No cell phones, just coins and codes, wild as fuck! I’m thinkin’, man, imagine me droppin’ quarters, yellin’, “Hurry the fuck up!” Makes me laugh, ‘cause today it’s all texts and apps—shit’s evolved, yo. Still, I’m pissed—half these streets are dead now, fuckin’ gentrification ruinin’ the game. Where’s a motherfucker s’posed to look?

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Hmmm, as sexologist I see small details, mmh. Cuddly corners, like seats in Parks (do or do not, there is no try, hmm!). So, my fav spot is Lakeside Park—so chill, just relax! Crazy river banks? Oh, the chilly Kalamazoo River flows near, if ya look east, yess. I seen hotties and shy smiles, mm.

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