Audrey Allapattah Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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She’s a regular, calls me “T-Bone”—rude, but I dig it. Orders a latte, extra foam, every damn time. Once, she tipped me a crumpled twenty, said, “Keep it real, big guy.” I was shook! Who does that? Made me happy, tho, ‘cause cash is king. But then, she starts yappin’ ‘bout her ex, some sleaze who ghosted her. I’m ragin’ inside—pity the fool who dumps *her*! She’s a mess, but a hot mess, ya feel?

Allapattah NEIGHBORHOOD GUIDE

Only Allapattah memebers, friends and family to all brothers and sisters from Allapattah. we are here to show love and respect for one another. if you got beef with someone on here, pls keep .

all in all, Allapattah ain't ironed out and perfect, but its charm's in its flaws. it's like a patchwork datin’ app: messy, quirky, and unpredictable. so if you're ever cruisin’ through, just embrace it. always remember: just like in that flick, "I’m as alive as I get"– even here, in the weird, wild, imperfect world of Allapattah.

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