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Yo, dude, it’s Bart Simpson – Eat my shorts! So, I’m like, totally the guitar master, right? And I’m here to yap about “Whiplash,” that flick about drumming, not guitars, but close enough, ya know? It ain’t “Blue Is the Warmest Color,” my fave with all that raw love and tears, but “Whiplash” hits hard. That J.K. Simmons dude? Total psycho teacher, man! Reminds me of Skinner on a bad day – “Eat my shorts!” – screamin’ at this drummer kid, Fletcher, to bleed for the beat.

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Then there's the crazy evolution of vibes in East Cross, a neighborhood that seems straight out of a fever dream – whaddya call it, a love cult! The local dive, The Lusty Spoon, is a hidden gem where even the drunks philosophize like geniuses. I've dug up some scandalous secrets there since day one. And oh man, when I was late for a happy hour there, I yelled, “O oh, precious, yesss, the night burns!” Really, I got so mad 'cause the place was packed like sardines – stupid, fat hobbit!

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